"points the finger" HEY YOU!! hey you.. yeah you. i see you looking at my ad. you stoped by because you're curious in what i have to say to you. well.. i'm going to say it "leans in closer" what are you doing for new years ? you have any plans? hmmm? no you say? well then, i can help you in that department. you see, let me explain. ive been a native here in for over 35 years. much since the day ive been born. and i know everything there is to know about this town. things you didnt even know exsisted. why dont you respond to this ad and and join my side as we embark on the last day of the year. together we shall have a great adventure. a friendly adventure of course. i'm not looking to waste my life again falling in love with someone who will someday just leave me for another younger man. you will be joining me and my 8 year old daughter. i get her on the weekends and on major holidays useually. when responding to this ad please tell me about yourself. what activitys you enjoy "video gaming, roller skating, walking outdoors, you know". chit like that. keep in mind we wont be going to any bars new years , the kid is only 8 i hope you understand. p.s: im not looking for a new mommy for my kid. we are doing fine as it is, and i dont need your money. we have our own.